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Year of the Linux Desktop arrives

After many years of triumph in the Linux Desktop world, the mythical Year of the Linux Desktop has finally arrived! With 82% of the desktop/laptop user base now on GNU/Linux based systems, legacy systems such as Micro Soft W*ndows and Apple FreeBSD have been made obsolete, and the decreased funding for these systems have led to decline in driver support, making evolving standards such as WiFi ever more unreliable. Users still using these platforms are encouraged to upgrade to a more modern system such as Linux Mint, Arch Linux, TempleOS, SerenityOS and Haiku OS.

Crypto Blockchain Cloud AI has been declared complete by tech CEOs

Combining the biggest recent advancements in technology, tech CEOs from around the world have declared that a Crypto Blockchain Cloud AI has finally been implemened successfully, transitioning our age into one of great synergy and efficiency. This transformational technology will no doubt finally change our lives forever even though all the other hyped tech bro things have not been useful in real life at all totally it will work this time guys just trust me